My comp at home is not working. Blue screen of death on bootup. Its gonna be a bitch to fix it and to recover my files. I'm relegated to using my dads computer and my work computers now so you probably won't see me online as often for a while.
Funny Link.
13.39
The next Freddy Adu joins the Metrostars?
Probably not, because the metrostars will do absolutely nothing with this kid.

14.28
Ok I don't think theres much i can say about this photo. Just click on it to view a larger version of it and look at the highlighted part toward the bottom right. The link on the actual page doesn't lead anywhere but just imagine what it could be.
Sorry if the image is too big for your screen i didn't feel like taking the extra 3 seconds to crop the image. So deal with it.
15.53
HDD recover tool. Just storing the link for my personal use.
Give name suggestions for my female cat in the comments by clicking on the comments button above. I will pay the winner 50 bucks via paypal. How do you know if you won? I'll let you know. How do you know I'm being honest and I'm actaully gonna pay you? You don't but have faith I do not lie.
Click on pic for larger version.




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I replaced the graphic at the top of the page yet again. I was bored what can i say.
16.15
We now have a black kitten with some white hair on her neck. We need to name her. We need ideas.
Pussy Galore is a James Bond refrence for you culturaly impaired freaks.
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satan kitty
17.31
New MLS jerseys unveiled(officially) today. Heres a pic of random MLS stars wearing the jerseys.

The Metrostars jersey looks way different than the one can preorder on MLSGEAR.com (pic below). I prefer the mlsgear version.

Oh and heres the new mls ball.

Nintendo sent us a copy of Mario striker for the gamecube today. Its pretty fun. Also adidas is sending a couple of the new World Cup Soccer balls(one of which i will take home) and what i assume at least 3-5 mls jerseys based on previous shipments from them oh yeah and MLS ball. Too bad none of my friends have size 9 shoes. We have a crapload of 200 dollar soccer cleats just sitting at the office cuz they're too small for us.

15.49
Ok this has to be just about the best idea ever. Dress Jesus up as Hitler. Why didn't I think of this. Click on pic for the website.
16.01
You're about to graduate but your stupid.
-"Nearing a diploma, most college students cannot handle many complex but common tasks, from understanding credit card offers to comparing the cost per ounce of food."
-"More than 50 percent of students at four-year schools and more than 75 percent at two-year colleges lacked the skills to perform complex literacy tasks."
Read the full article
here.
23.28
Find out how stupid you are. Take the
mensa test. I got 18 correct and then i grew too frustrated to go on.
12.28
"Arrested's producers, Imagine TV and 20th Century Fox TV, are fielding offers from two networks, Showtime and ABC, which are interested in picking up the acclaimed series."
-cnn.com
Come on showtime.
Oh and for you fans of Malcom in the Middle, it was canceled so was That 70s show.

13.03
Old Nintendo catalog from 1990. Coolest guy EVER.
Can you imagine the photoshoot? I mean what the heck did the photographer say to this kid to get him to pose like that?
I'd kill myself if that was me.
Click on the pic for the full catalog.
14.54
Theres seems to be an article about Dr. Zizmore's subway ads in the New York TImes today. You know the dermatologist with the creepy ad with rainbows and some ugly chick. I think i'm gonna pick it up just for that. Don't bother looking for it on the Times website. You have to pay for it if you want to read it online. Should be free like the good old days. Also a quick google search reveals hes on probation for fraud and not following procedure for proper patient care.

They are all ugly. US jersey is fifth from the left. Hopefully away jersey will be nicer. I probaby shouldn't be posting this picture. Oh well.

Ok i bought a new lens today. Not the same one i said i was gonna buy yesterday. Thats for next month. Took this panorama shot for fun and to see how its done. All the colors are off. i didn't bother to color correct cuz frankly none of you are important enough for me to care about details like that. And my room is a mess. U don't see the floor because we're tearing out the carpet to put in a new one.
Todays Link.
21.20

Its been foggy the last few days in NYC. Took this interesting photo of empire state building thursday night as i was leaving work. Its pretty damn obvious i need a better lens in this photo, a problem i will be correcting sometime in february.
I've neglected to post links in the past few days. So here are a few.
Today's link.
Bonus link #1. FIXED THE LINK. this maybe very disturbing to you. but i just had to post it.
Bonus link #2. A break in the tradition of funny links heres a movie preview for a great movie everyone should see.
12.56
Yes Paul I updated my blog.

National Lampoons Zarate's
and Zaratw European Vacation.
Things that could be a problem. Please click on the image.
Exactly. Other than that problem, now you can envy me.
The purpose of this post is mostly for those of you who may be in Germany in June for the World Cup(josh or paul you still have time). Here is my family's itenary. If we ever cross paths you're welcome to sleep on the floor of my hotel room.
*New York City to Hamburg June 9th.
-Hamburg: Hotel June 9th to June 14th. Argentina vs. Ivory Coast June 10th. Day trip to Berlin 13th via car rental.
*Hamburg to Brussels June 14th by plane.
-Brussels: Hotel June 14th to June 18th. June 16th Argentina vs. Serbia and Montenegro in Gelsinkirchen Germany, day trip via car rental.
*Brussels to Frankfurt June 18th via car rental.
-Frankfurt: Hotel June 19th to June 22nd. Argentina vs. Netherlands June 21st.
*Frankfurt to Paris, France. Method of travel to be determined.
-Paris: June 23rd to June 27th.
*Paris to New York City June 27th. Arriving evening of 27th.
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I changed the way the blog displays how many comments were made. I think its better this way. I may move it to the bottom of each post as oppose to its current postion, next to the post title.
What can I say I'm bored. And no patrick i will not turn on word verification...at least until i start getting spammed.
22.47
Today's Link. Its been a while since i seen this...i think sophmore year in high school or something. ITS STILL FUNNY.
I've been looking for this since it aired the other night and finally found it. Bill O'Reilly was on David Letterman Show and they kind of went at it. Pretty entertaining.
Letterman Vs Oreilly Link.
14.10
Why do people who work on the 2nd floor of my office building need to use the elevator? There's a perfectly good set of stairs right next to the elevator. But no. They decide to wait in droves for the elevator to take them down 1 floor. And another thing...why are they all asian? Can't they do the math and figure out thats its fucking MORE EFFICIENT TO TAKE THE GOD DAMN STAIRS 1 FUCKING FLIGHT INSTEAD OF DELAYING ME FOR MINUTES ON END. AND DON'T FUCKING HOLD THE DOOR OPEN TO WAIT FOR A CO WORKER. USE THE FUCKING STAIRS. done.
Today's link.
23.16
I posted a new photo album on the facebook with new years eve photos. Check it out.
Todays link.